STATS
Feeling: Hyped!
Being: Rose Lalonde from Homestuck!
Listening: MATRYOSHKA MV by HACHI
Doing: Coding my site!
Playing: Pokémon FireRed
Feeling: Hyped!
Being: Rose Lalonde from Homestuck!
Listening: MATRYOSHKA MV by HACHI
Doing: Coding my site!
Playing: Pokémon FireRed
Actual footage of the webmaster
Hi! I’m dancingPatches and I’m the webmaster behind this MADNESS Patches world! I'm aroace and genderfluid, I use it/they/Space/Patch pronouns but any pronouns are fine! (don’t use slurs, that sucks ass) I love to express myself through my art & interests and I have many interests but mostly are Wizards (NO NOT HARRY POTTER KIND), my OCs and Homestuck! (I LOVE MY OCS SO MUCH!!!!)
The reasoning behind the construction of MADNESS Patches is I was getting sick of social medias (being flop all the time and it has nothing but the dramas/controversies) and mental health problems. I stumbled upon Neocities in 2020 when I was looking for prompt generators and came back again when I learnt about HTMLs and CSS in 2024-25. And the next thing I knew, I started to learn HTML and CSS through YouTube, W3School and Freecodecamp. And I threw all of that out of the window and jumped into creating my own website. And as for the MATRYOSHKA theme thing, I just like the idea of “madness” and “crazy” thing, it kinda hard to word it but yeah. I also like Panda Hero aesthetic as well but drawing it along with the MATRYOSHKA would be tedious but I might combine it with MATRYOSHKA for my website in the future though.
GENDERS AND ORIENTATIONS ARE CONFUSING!!
Link to the QUESTIONAIRE!
1) time and date u started this?
- Tuesday June 17th, 21:13 (UTC+7)
2) asl?
- 17, genderless being, Vietnam (I searched the meaning of the slang and i think I got it right (I hope))
3) opinions on musicals?
- I don't watch musicals that much (I only watched high school musical when I was a wee child)
4) favorite snack?
- Bánh tráng trộn (on GOD its so good)
5) have u ever been in love?
- …I have (i felt so ashamed)
6) favorite pokemon?
- Roggenrola and its evolutions (I have one named Roger)
7) mario kart main?
- i don't play Mario Kart but I prob go Princess Peach or Daisy idk
8) tf2 main?
- ion play tf2 either 💔
9) do you laugh at youtube poops?
- No
10) are you listening to music right now?
- Heck yeah I am! I'm listening to my Franz Ferdinand playlist and then Bungaku Shojo Insane covered by Hashiyan and Kyounosuke on repeat
11) favorite shape?
- Triangle! Cuz I like the number 3!!!
12) do you believe in astrology?
- Not really but I like the idea
13) do you believe in the occult?
- Same as the astrology
14) opinions on vocaloid?
- Vocaloid has so many bops and it kinda made a part of my childhood (I had unrestricted internet access and saw a lot things that used vocaloid)
15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?
- Sometimes. I like to be the one in the drumming that wears a handmade artistic full face mask and doesn’t speak (like Mana sama from Malice Mizer) but very expressive in posing or sumn
16) do you easily get stressed?
- yeah… especially in social events
17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?
- English cuz that's the only thing I'm good at
18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol
- Rock and Psychic!
19) rei or asuka?
- Rei cuz she is featured in those vaporwave wallpaper thing
20) favorite html tag?
- Divs. Those are overrated but damn do I love them
21) are you religious?
- No but I'm kinda considering Christianity
22) opinions on nightcore?
- Awesome!!!! Luv it
23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
- 2020s discord toxic and cringe phase (I hate that so much, if u know me before 2024, that aint me)
24) are you good at drawing?
- I guess so idk. I can draw my OCs goofing around with each other
25) do you crack your joints?
- Yeah! Mostly hands, fingers and neck
26) do you read visual novels?
- No they don't really interest me that much
27) can you sew?
- Naur 💔
28) can you cook?
- For me to survive, yeah. To live, no
29) most expensive thing you've bought?
- A 135k (đ) chocolate bar 🥀 (all bcuz I didnt ask first)
30) opinions on cosplay?
- THE IDEA OF ME BEING MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER??? ME???? BEING MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER????? IRL???????????? THAT'S SO AWESOME AHHHHH!!!!!!
31) what's your most hated band/musician?
- Uh idk I don't have one
32) are you a dramatic person?
- I like to be dramatic and over exaggerate everything as a joke. I'm chillin most of the time
33) what emoticon do you use most?
- :3
34) can a miracle certainly occur?
- If my anxiety and fear of socialising disappeared one day and never came back, I would believe in miracles
35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?
- Hecks naur (unless it's Justin Law or sumn) (No I wouldn't let my OC RI0T suck my blood, he's freaky)
36) do you have a celebrity crush?
- no I’m not interested in celebrity stuff
37) do you like snow?
- My place doesn't have that but I like the idea of making a snow angel and having snow ball fight
38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?
- Yes!
39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
- On how witches and wizards are not the same and Harry Potter is a wizard doesn't a wizard is Harry Potter related
40) are you good at spelling?
- Some might day im gufd at it
41) which touhou wud u fuk?
- I don't play touhou srry
42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?
- With these ai goin on, i think so
43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!
- I think it's interesting to see science has gone so far that it could answer our shower thoughts and 3am questions
44) would you be an angel or devil?
I cane b ur angle or ur dievil /ref
45) sine, cosine, or tangent?
- Sine cuz in my mind, sine is like the good angel that always has positive thing whilst cosine is like the evil that always makes thing negative. And tangent is like their child that is either in between or just nothing idk
46) do you like licorice?
- HELL NO /ref
47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?
- Probably poodles, I have many things but I don't remember them all
48) what books did you like as a kid?
- Imagine you're a mermaid! I asked my dad to ask Santa Claus to get me this book and wouldn't you know it I actually got it!! Love u dad!
49) can you play any instruments?
- Currently no but I do wanna learn and play drums
50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?
- Either The song with 5 names or Love me, normally (all by Will Wood)
51) do you believe in reincarnation?
- Yes. If I die and there's nothing (like just a blank black space), i’ll be so pissed cuz I went thru allat just for nuthin? Nuh uh
52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______
- “play Minecraft everyday!”
53) have you been to another continent?
- No sadly
54) whats your worst habit?
- Getting distracted when I try to finish sumn
55) favorite vegetable?
- Bok Choy (plus point if boiled and dip with chili oil)
56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?
- Inverted Mickey Mouse from Five Nights at Treasure Island…
57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?
- Keychains. I like to buy a large amount for fun
58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?
- Vampire
59) what do you fear most?
- People hated me for who I was, not knowing that I am not that person anymore
60) do you sleep with any plushies?
- Yes. A blue penguin that a senior dude who won it in an English competition and gave it to me
61) what hobby do you just not understand?
- I don't really care cuz people have different views in things and that includes how they having fun (as long as they don't harm anyone in the process)
62) do you like the taste of alcohol?
- No. There's pops that are way better than alcohol
63) are you a hopeless romantic?
- I'm aroace, I'm immune to any romantic questions 😎
64) which deadly sin best fits you?
- Sloth (and a bit of Gluttony)
65) which of your physical features do you like the most?
- My hands
66) are your ears pierced?
- Yes! I love to have more!
67) have you ever been in a physical fight?
- Once. I’d like to take that memory to my grave
68) where do you buy your clothes?
- …Cheap market (in those chợ in Việt Nam)
69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?
- A stone tower that located in a grassy field with all kinds of animals in it and there's a forest next to it.
70) do you believe in magic? or is it all a trick?
- No
71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!
- I haven't heard of it but I might try!
72) what is the worst chore to do?
- Washing the damn dishes.
73) what did your parents almost name you?
- Idk they stuck to their first draft
74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?
- Its probably the same as my current name cuz im a genderless little rascal and my name is gender neutral already
75) what were your first words?
- Idk
76) what do you want your last words to be?
- The entire lyrics of Laplace's Angel (Hurt people? Hurt people!). Engrave the lyrics on my grave and I'm good to go
77) when did you first regularly start going online?
- Uh 7yo cuz I had an instagram back then and I posted digital art (it was unfortunately deleted so y'all cant see the relic of that glory time)
78) what year do you miss the most?
- 2012 cuz I love the internet just in its infancy
79) are you psychic?
- Am I?
80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.
- HELL NO
81) what do you use to listen to music?
- YouTube (2 kool 4 Spotify 😎)
82) whats the biggest city you've been to?
- Ho Chi Minh city
83) favorite animal?
- Penguins wahhhhh!!!
84) what web browser do you use?
- FireFox all the way!!! (Sometimes Chrome cuz FireFox a bitch for not showing the custom scrollbar)
85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????
- OFC NOT!!! I WANNA CUDDLE THEM AND I THINK ITS A BLESSING THAT IM NOT ALLERGIC TO THEM!!!!
86) do you like energy drinks?
- Yah, Redbull, it calms me down for some reason
87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc
- No, i’d rather lookin like a broke bitch than spend my money to look rich online
88) when do you usually go to bed?
- 23h/11pm at most
89) how often do you wash your hair?
- Once every two days
90) would you download a car?
- yes
91) what was your favorite show as a kid?
- The Amazing World of Gumball (and still is)
92) whats the silliest hat you own?
- I unfortunately do not own any hat
93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty
- Hand me my shovel I'm going in! by Will Wood and Outsider by Franz Ferdinand
94) do you make OCs?
- YES!!!! PLS CHECK OUT MY OCS AT MY TOYHOUSE THEY ARE MY BABIES AND SOURCE OF HAPPINESS OF MY LIFE!!!!!
95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?
- Making commentary to everything that I do like I'm a youtuber
96) do you like fireworks?
- Meh I have no opinion of them
97) favorite painter?
- Alphonse Mucha cuz I like his composition!!
98) favorite numbers?
- 3 and 9!! (9 is also my OC’s name!!!)
99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)
- Fighting (like Skullgirls)
100) time and date you finished this?
- 18:18 Wednesday June 18th, 2025